We lied. Our "staff" is only a bunch of devoted volunteers, from the man who restores damaged works to the founder. Here's a partial list of the ever-changing, ever-suffering volunteers.
Ms. Louise Sacco
Permanent Acting Interim Executive Director
MOBA's board named Ms. Sacco Interim Executive Director to replace the outgoing Mr. Reilly. Later, MOBA achieved a dream: to be featured by The National Enquirer
. While the Board of Directors was still giddy with excitement and champagne, Ms. Sacco reminded them that this happened on her watch and that she deserved permanent appointment. Her unfortuante title is probably due to the champagne.
Mr. Michael Frank
An acolyte who studied under the strict tutelage of the Esteemed Curator, Mr. Frank now heads the entire department.
Mr. Garen Daly
Director of Special Events
Mr. Daly provided MOBA's first public exhibition space as owner of the Dedham Community Theater. He was the first recipient of MOBA's Lucy Award for Lifetime Achievement in the Bad Arts. After selling the theater, he was appointed to MOBA's Board of Directors. Due to difficulties with his computer, Mr. Daly missed his first Board meeting. Staffing decisions were made and he ended up with this appointment.
*Special* Assistant to the Executive Director
Parker has been with MOBA almost from the start. There cannot be a more willing worker and Parker is even the second recipient of MOBA's Lucy Award for Lifetime Achievement in the Bad Arts. But Parker was impatient to advance in the organization. Unfortunately, none of the opportunities were suitable. Desperate to improve Parker's rapidly declining morale, Parker was promoted to *Special* Assistant. The asterisks are never omitted.