32" x 24", oil on canvas
Donated by Doug Shive (purchased by Kurt Beers, AKA the Juice, New Castle, MD Farmerís Market)
Their sunburns, and the empty champagne bottle help explain the young man's regrettable inability to stay awake on the first night of his honeymoon. His new wife gazes blankly, wondering, "Is that all there is?"
From-Museum of Bad Art: Masterworks, by Michael Frank and Louise Reilly Sacco, Ten Speed Press